Now you know what’s harder than peeing inside a vagina? Getting high as fuck and trying to walk to China…I’ll fuck you so fast you can smell burning rubber, now I’m phasing out cuz I didn’t know she was a cummer…shooting guns off in the middle of the night, inviting everyone in sight to a gun fight…I shit on the Bible, piss on the book of Mormon, wake and bake every Sunday morning…squatting in the middle of the road to take a poo, and goin’ ass naked through a drive-thru…now I can’t even see straight through the blunt smoke, and she’s so fucking wet, let me get a raincoat…once told to be born again, so I paid a surprising visit to my mom, amen! Back in high school, in the back of the bus, little kids yelling STOP THROWING FOOD AT US…sitting at home, calling in sick, I’m alone in my bedroom tattooing my dick…I’ve always been different since the day I was born, a bottle of lube and amputee porn…getting drunk as fuck, stealing bus stops, kicking my shoes off and running from the cops…I do what I do cause I know it’s wrong, drinking straight tequila through a beer bong…hung-over as fuck and a reborn killer, takin’ another drag after ripping off the filter then I walk down the street with my ass hanging out, whip my bird out and rape a girl scout…I spend my day setting fire to Holy Scripture, see me backstage butt-fucking Becky Fischer

Parents don’t like me but that’s the point, I’ll teach you how to cheat at school and roll your first joint, everywhere I look I see fuckers offended, cuz unlike them my innocence has ended

Respecting other people is something I can’t do, though I did try once when I was high on glue…I came over to your house to make your grandma moan, but instead I ran home and prank called the kids-help-phone…having sex while I’m watching Hostel, pull out and stick my dick, cum in your nostril…people hear me rap and say ‘man you’ve changed’, damned right bitch! My brain’s deranged…sometimes I’m an anarchist, sometimes not…depends what drugs I’m on and how I see the plot…one time as a kid I shoved a carrot up my ass, I was really just bored but I took it out fast…throughout my life I just try to have fun, getting fucked up and trying to tap some…I see all these rappers talking how gangster they are, hundred dolla bills and a brand new car…but I said fuck that, why not mock that, I can enjoy life without material crap…you call me insane, I probably am, but I will call you a cunt without giving a damn…I say this shit just to piss you off, thinking this shit up while I jack myself off…understanding me is harder than quitting cigarettes, I’ve had sex in a club and overdosed on percocets…you try to bully me but you punch like a chick, while Ty whips out his 9mm dick

Parents don’t like me but that’s the point, I’ll teach you how to cheat at school and roll your first joint, everywhere I look I see fuckers offended, cuz unlike them my innocence has ended